I HATE ME
A step-by-step guide to being anyone in the world BUT yourself!

1. Do you absolutely HATE waking up in the mornings as you?

2. Do you scream and run in the opposite direction like a mental case when you
glimpse yourself in the mirror?

3. Do you verbally abuse your reflection in public places?

4. Do you find it excruciatingly difficult to care about people you don't know and even yourself?

5. Do you want to die but you're just... too...damn... lazy... to...do... it... right... this... time?


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