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I HATE ME A step-by-step guide to being anyone in the world BUT yourself! 1. Do you absolutely HATE waking up in the mornings as you? 2. Do you scream and run in the opposite direction like a mental case when you glimpse yourself in the mirror? 3. Do you verbally abuse your reflection in public places? 4. Do you find it excruciatingly difficult to care about people you don't know and even yourself? 5. Do you want to die but you're just... too...damn... lazy... to...do... it... right... this... time? If you answered "yes" to any one of the above questions, then there's no doubt about it, I HATE ME is definately for you!!! Stop wasting

"NO!...Please I'll do anything...!" "I'm sorry, but you have to die so that others can live." "NO! AAAAAAAAAAHH.. Help! Someone Help... PLease please ... Dont! I love.. you! I'll do anything for you!!....... It.... hurts." "Die.. slowly... my love, so others can live!" "Die cupid so that single people everywhere can live." ...   ...   ...   ...   ...   ....   ....   ....    .....    ...   ..    ....   .  ..   ...   ....  ....   ... ... .....      ....   ..   .... The myth of Singledom. Hello, I am Vallen, and this Valentine's Week I am here to dispel certain myths concerning being single or as I would like to call it: Singluaritis.

Word of Advice: Never leave ur personal documentation lying around! (or anything written by/about u for that matter). I love dogs. Its hereditary. I love ice cream 2. But I hate the month February. I hate February. I believe of all the months in the year February is the most bitter because it has fewer days than all the other months and so February demands that all the worst events take place in February so that it can be a month to be remembered, just like all the other months. A compensation if u will.  But I ask you, do we need February? Do we really? Why do we need a Black History month neway? We don't have a White or Yellow or Red hist